Bills Daily
  Serving Buffalo Bills Fans Since 1998 is the place for all the Bills news throughout the season! Check out our 2014 Front Office page for all the moves and our constantly updated depth chart and injury pages! Our Gameday Homepage will be launched soon!

Latest News
Draft 2014
2014 Schedule
Front Office 2014
Depth Chart
Injury Page
Featured Articles
News Archives
Archives Library
2013 Results
Message Board
Twitter Links
Chat Room

Two Bills Drive
Bills Official Site
Buffalo News
Rochester D&C
Syracuse Post-Standard
WGR Radio
Bills Mafia
Buffalo Rumblings
The Sporting News
Fox Sports
CBS Sports

Inside the Bills
ESPN's Bills Blog
Buffalo News Bills Blitz

Site Map
Contact Us
Mobile Site
Mobile Injury Page
Link to Bills Daily
About Bills Daily

Making Lemons Into Lemonade
This is the start of something big.
by Tony Bogyo
September 25, 2007

The Bills 2007 season is just a mere 3 games old and unlike a majority of Bills fans this morning, I am pumped up!

How can I be excited about a team decimated by injuries, leading the league in yards allowed and fewest points scored and being the laughingstock of the NFL? How can I be jazzed to live through all of this when I live in the Boston area, home to every bandwagoning, bead wearing, r-dropping, Brady-loving chowderhead on the face of the earth? How can I be excited about a team that may not have a winnable game on the near or even distant horizon?

Ill tell you how I can be excited - $285,000.

Thanks to the NFL Players Union and the collective bargaining agreement, a guy with 0 years of NFL playing experience has to make at least $285,000 for making an NFL roster you cant make any less than that. In NFL terms, thats not a lot of coin, but lets face it to most of us, collecting a paycheck of $285,000 means some pretty nice digs.

I can tell I may have lost some of you already youre not following how I am connecting my state of excitement with a juicy $285,000. Allow me to connect the dots.

With the current Bills personnel crisis, I think I have a real genuine shot of making the team and playing next week against the NY Jets. How sweet would that be? Being able to leave my desk job taking guff from other office lemmings like me, leaving my office behind and moving back home to Western New York to play for the team I have loved since I was a toddler? I can barely type Im so excited at the thought!!!

In addition to the awesome $285,000 salary, Id get some cool stuff an official jersey with my name on it, an official helmet, and official pants! You can buy the other stuff at the pro shop if you have the money, but pants? You gotta be somebody to get official pants nobodys got those! Think of the game day parking! I wouldnt have to park in lot 2 where it would take me 90 minutes to get out to the thruway I would park behind the stadium where the players park (and Id probably be able to upgrade my ride from a 1999 Subaru).

So, you ask just what are my qualifications to play for the Bills? Size Im 62 tall and I go about 260. Mind you, most of that comes from donuts rather than the gym, but size is size in a big mans game. Im 37, so Im a bit long in the tooth, but Im not looking to play for 10 years one, two years tops and Im ready to retire (wow retiring before Im 40 Mom would be so proud!). I havent been timed in the 40, but Id guess I could do that in 10 or 11 seconds, but on game day when the juices are flowing and Im out on the field playing for my favorite team I could probably shave a second or two off of that. I have bad knees had them operated on when I was in high school, but I suppose that wouldnt make me any more prone to injury than anyone else on the field these days, would it?

So Im thinking I could play LB the Bills only used 2 of them for most of the game in New England and Poz is on IR, so Im figuring theres need and roster space. I may be wrong on the roster space thing, but if I am Ill wait patiently for my spot to free up. Seriously, is there any doubt that we could lose another linebacker to injury before we face the Jets? Would you be stunned if Angelo Crowell slipped in the shower or if John DiGiorgio suffered a season ending injury playing pinochle with the seniors at Sunny Acres as part of the United Way visit turned tragic?

Maybe Im dreaming. Maybe NFL linebacker isnt in my future. Maybe its defensive back! Given my stats listed above I think Id have to drop a few pounds (no more donuts) and my time in the 40 would have to improve (but if I cut out the donuts and lost a few pounds that would be almost guaranteed to happen), I could be a part of the unit most in need of help. 4 defensive backs were out of the New England game Im definitely needed, especially when the Bills had to go to a nickel defense for most of the game (see linebacker woes, above). The starting corners are now Jabari Greer and Kiwaukee Thomas, so to fit in with this group Id probably have to reverse my name so Id have a tough first name and an easy last name Bogyo Tony that sounds pretty cool.

Yes indeed, Im PUMPED! Im gonna live the dream, baby! Im gonna play pro football and have hot chicks (if my wife lets me)! Im leaving Boston as a financial consultant and coming home an admired warrior who will be worshipped on Sundays! The way things are going with the Bills my future is bright, bright, bright!

So Im signing off now, telling my bosses to stick it, and getting in my car to drive to Buffalo and start the next chapter of my life. Ill do it for the fans (and the 285Gs).

Or maybe Ill just go to the Tobin Bridge and jump off. Reality bites. Hard.

Comments on this article
Articles Index

This site created and maintained by Steve Saslow.
Bills Daily is not affiliated with the Buffalo Bills or the National Football League.
All written material found on this site is Copyright ©2014 Bills Daily.